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assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.
"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"
by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005
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Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.
You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"
by CatonR July 8, 2009
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Bastard

child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood
wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit
by Jeff Bagwell August 19, 2005
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Emo Bastard

A guy that doesnt exsist. Emos arent bastards. They might be misunderstood by you lesser accepting people out there, but just because they are different does not give you the right to steriotype them as bastards. Emo bastard is not a correct term.
Prep:look at that emo bastard over there, hes such a bastard
Me:why is he a bastard?
Prep: because hes an emo
Me:wtf?
by Emilyyyyyy8vvv November 11, 2006
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Cheeky Bastard

When you insert your penis in between the left cheek of one girl and the right cheek of another girl and thrust at a rapid pace
Dude I had a sick threesome with Ruth and Elane... They let me give them a cheeky bastard
by Ryan Browson January 24, 2014
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bastard child

Term used for video game sequels that are completely unrelated to the first one. Some infamous examples include Super Mario Bros 2, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Castlevania 2: Dracula's Curse. Games like these have different gameplay mechanics and sometimes completely different enemies and final bosses (Except for Castlevania 2 in this case).

For all 3 games mentioned, they have elements that are carried on to later games of their series.
Person A: Remember that game Super Mario Bros 2?
Person B: Yeah that game was a bastard child of the Super Mario series. Bowser wasn't even in the game.
by bobusageto October 21, 2010
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bastard fans

fans of blackburn rovers, hated rivals of burnley fc, and burnley fans, (see burnley fans or dingles)
"lets kick those blackburn bastard's heads in"
by burnley fc March 23, 2004
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