bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Bacon head

Bacon bonse is a nonse. Bacon head is an equivalent, also a paedophile.

Dirty bacon head, dirty sex case.

by Afcdon78 June 3, 2018

Barry Bacon

Barry Bacon is a very idiotic guy. He is also normally a bully. If you see someone bullying someone, then you should call the bully Barry Bacon

That Barry Bacon is mean and always bullies everyone else, mostly Robert Petta-Fairbank

by DopiestCashew January 8, 2018

nathan bacon

A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.

Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.

by BeardedViking95 May 30, 2016

Piece of bacon

Piece of bacon mean like big fat guy

You look like piece of bacon.

by Tishmann March 29, 2021

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Wakin Bacon

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

by jessyka77 September 2, 2013