Aint i awesome

exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly

Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?

Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman

The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.

Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?

by MangoPineapple May 2, 2023

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

Awesome

All I know is that you’re the opposite of it

You not AWESOME

by Cool king of comic December 11, 2019

:awesome:

:awesome: is awesome sonic the hedgehog 3

:awesome: is so :awesome:

by CyanideJam April 21, 2022

Awesome

1; meaning Awe

2; something or someone who inspires awe

3; being a Mary

john: Atlas is such a cool dude, he's a real Mary. Always finding new ways to be awesome.

by HiraAtlus May 18, 2023

The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021