Aint i awesome

exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly

Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?

Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Awesomeness

When you exceed the expectation of just being awesome you have achieved maximum Awesomeness!

John: Yo have you ever heard of that man named Edmond?

Tony: Yea that man is so awesome he’s achieved Maximum Awesomeness

by Kars duggie June 25, 2019

Awesome Sauce

Sauce that is awesome or awesome that is sauce yaya!

Charles: Oh my this sandwich needs a dressing!
CJ: U gotta tri dat bangin awesome sauce on dat sarni init bled cause it make it well peng.
Charles: Goodness me that awesome sauce is most satisfactory. But I do not tolerate your use of language young fellow.

by GrannyTron2000 May 24, 2014

awesome-tastical

amaizing fun bitchy kewl hto spontanious and all together pwns!

jill is awesome-tastical

by katherine is awesome-tastical January 14, 2011

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

awesoming

Awesoming is a well-known cheater, especially in the COD scene.

This guy is Awesoming, the cheater, report him!

by anonymous February 18, 2025

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023