Fart attack

Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.

Damn boy.! He had a fart attack

by Ebonybitch300 January 14, 2010

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Slack attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

Guys hold on, I think I'm having a slack attack!

by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008

Brain Attack

Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.

Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.

by Dr. Roflpotomas March 29, 2010

Drone Attack

When an unsuspecting female is suddenly blasted in the face with a steamy hot load of spunk/jizz. Stealth in nature

Mane, last night i fucked that bitch Laquita and I told that hoe to leave after we finished...this bitch fell asleep on my sofa and that shit pissed me off. To get back at that hoe, i hit her with that drone attack, that should teach her ass

by coldfinger and trizzle October 10, 2011

hash attack

Hambre producida por la marihuana.

Amigo pasame esas patatas que me esta viniendo el hash attack.

by Deina Young January 30, 2014

Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011