Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

Put you on a shirt

To put someone's Roblox avatar picture on a shirt.

That's why I'm gonna put you on a shirt

by Jdlj1983 May 14, 2024

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016

Blue Shirt

He's feeling a little agressive.

"Blue Shirt" is a newer term typically used in internet POV videos used to describe a man harassing someone in a bar. The victim will order an "Angel Shot" and when asked who is bothering them by the bartender, they say "Blue Shirt. He's being agressive."
The bartender will then ask someone to watch the bar while they go to take care of the Blue Shirt.

Scumbag Dad, a popular creator on platforms such as TikTok and YouTube, has an extensive series mocking the people who participate in this trend. He often plays the bartender and responds with "Hey Blue Shirt! I've got a bullet for you!" and proceeds to take care of the man in the blue shirt.

"Bartender? Can I get an Angel Shot?"

"Who?"

"Blue Shirt. He's being agressive."

by blueshirtguy August 13, 2022

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020