twinkie tits

a socially awkward man with boobs the size of oranges

That kid has twinkie tits

by barney379 March 4, 2016

nipples on the tits

when something is epic or awesome, etc

founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada

man that party was the nipples on the tits!

friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits

by zink101 September 21, 2011

tit milk

Milk that came out of a (human) tit.

AKA: human milk, breast milk.

Lady Gaga's tit milk is acid.

by PeanusGotFlacid November 10, 2015

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure

Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.

by Pseudomym February 28, 2009