tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

Whale tail

When a hoes thing is above there pants and you can see it

Bro check out that hoes whale tail

by Tcuntdog February 1, 2017

Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis

"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!

by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019

Tail-Twister

Anyone named Nikki

That girl over there must be a real Tail-Twister!

by kaboomhehe May 24, 2018

tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

by Ya sit July 12, 2017

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex

Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.

by hellochildren January 11, 2011