stupid speed

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

by A McCool August 25, 2017

Make it for stupid

The opposite of "make it for real."

Sometimes people know they can't make it for real on American Idol, so they make it for stupid just to get on tv.

by superduperpooperscooperIII January 19, 2010

stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.

I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!

by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011

First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.

A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...

by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009

Stupid bitch

A girl like PHOEBE that is always a slut and has no friends maybe she’s the type of person who likes a lot of dick and lots of pussy

Hey you stupid bitch where is my coke

by The one and only skin I penis December 24, 2018

Stupid Baby

A childlike person who resembles an infant physically, intellectually, or both. These individuals often exhibit poor sportsmanship, especially with regard to amateur sports like ping pong or badminton

Q: Have you ever tried to reason with that kid Oliver after a ping pong match?
A: Nah, he’s a stupid baby.

by doctorscience November 26, 2018

stupid hoe

A slut who uses a whole load of fake tan and regularly uses the word ‘babes’ typically has a liverpuldian accent. Typically call Olivia or Kiam

Kiam: ‘Shut up you west enter ur opinion is irrelevant’
Halle: ‘Better go wash ur fake tan off in the shower’
Kiam: ‘So basically your calling me a stupid hoe then ok bell me and then we will see’

by 8sno6s June 18, 2019