Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 14, 2021

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 03, 2021

Log

A massive shit about the size of your average 7/11 worker (no not the smelly Indian guy you racist fuck)

Bro 1: dude I just dropped a fat log in the bathroom do NOT go in there

Bro 2:kill yourself fat cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 03, 2025

Log

the ultimate power couple

dog and lettuce is otp

clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log dylan- "yeah log forever"

by basicgooglegirl July 04, 2018

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

lag log

codename for dropping a bomb on a furry con

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping

by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 06, 2025