robert

absolute massive cock haver and great in bed

oh look it's robert I heard he's great in bed

by urdadfucker November 24, 2021

Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.

What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!

by Mullion7 November 2, 2022

Robert

Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.

Oh i wish i was like Robert.

by D best June 11, 2020

Robert McFairlane

One of da infamous "chief misbehavers" in da Iran-Contra Affair, his main sin in da torrid mess was spending excessive taxpayer-funds on fancy restored '50's-and-'60's-era Ford sport-sedans.

Judging by his disgraceful actions during Iran-Contra, it appears dat Robert McFairlane is addicted to cars, similar to Tim the Toolman; maybe they should BOTH check into da Henry Ford Clinic.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van

Robert Salone get the kids in the van

by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019

Robert

Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.Bun la fotbal.Mai jmecher decât Costin.Nu asculta de nimic și de nimeni pentru ca e prea jmecher și are alte treburi.N are ce sa facă cu viata.

Mama ba zici ca ești Robert cu mușchii aia.

by CostinESlab May 30, 2022

Jack Roberts

A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).

I wish Jack Roberts would rizz me.

by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023