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Poon

by Penguinz40 May 17, 2016
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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
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Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
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