dylan bragdon

The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.

Dylan Bragdon, Brewer, Maine

by sevVvered April 28, 2014

Dylan Ludwig

Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.

Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !

by Phxntm June 27, 2017

Dylan Bassett

The boy that is round but is still somewhat rectangular, but some say thicc. He likes sleep and food and enjoys a nice flap of meat. No one knows for sure how he got so damn thicc, but many people think it was from aliens.

Wow, that wild Dylan Bassett sure is a thicc boy.

by Oddyboyy May 18, 2018

dylan combstock

nonce with a little peni

i saw dylan combstock in an alleyway he tried to nonce me up!

by loldylanswilli February 2, 2018

dylan hewett

Just a guy

Hey look over there it's Dylan Hewett

by Just a guye January 22, 2018

Dylan o'Brian

SEX.SEX.SEX.
and also happens to be very cute

Friend one: Dylan o'Brian
Friend two: say no more

by Voidness August 16, 2017

dylan parson

A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.

Dylan parson is a great guy, but hes a headass.

by sir nugglet cum dumpster April 7, 2017