gobble donkey

A chick that is know for giving head to just about anyone

She's a gobble donkey, dude. All my boys got head from her.

by Trick March 03, 2016

Yellow Donkey

A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.

"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.

by Maddow's General February 28, 2023

donkey jacket

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020

magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod

She was super wet from riding his magic donkey

by MagicDonkey June 01, 2020

donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 01, 2017

Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 01, 2019