midterm blues

The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks

FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"

by that_girl90 October 22, 2013

Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

Blue Bayou

The act of dunking a woman's head into a porta-potty reservoir after a portable toilet quickie.

After we fucked in the toilet I gave her the ol' blue bayou and dipped.

by shimmyshoeshine January 19, 2021

that shade of blue

aka Louis Tomlinson's eye color

"name a color"
"that shade of blue"
"that isn't an answer"
"never seen Louis Tomlinson's eye color, mate?"

by LunaLikesMuch February 20, 2021

Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.

EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)

by harry'swhore February 24, 2021

blue anon

A group of Democrats that use conspiracy theories to maintain a walled perimeter around the capital in DC.

Some Blue anon guy was yelling at me that domestic terrorist Americans are going to storm the capital Again today.

by RedpilledRanger March 7, 2021