knock out with your cock out

The act of knocking out your lover with your cock while performing any sex act.

After being dicktwackted by Jonathan for the 7th time that morning Stephanie finally got some sleep because Jonathan finished with a knock out with your cock out.

by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't

"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

by honeycloudss January 4, 2021

platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together

Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"

by anubisd101 February 6, 2021

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Who You Bank With?

A question scammers often ask people they want to scam. If someone asks you this, don’t answer.

Scammer: Aye Josh, who you bank with?

Josh: Navy Federal

Scammer: Tap in! I can make you $10,000 overnight
Josh: No, I’m not risking my account getting closed for fraud!

by hurthispockets July 10, 2022