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Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.
My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.
by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012
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Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"
" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"
by Izzy Hirschorn May 11, 2014
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Wayner

Typically a man named Wayne that acts like a d$&k. He is disappointed by the fact that his name has gone out of style and no longer has the “Wild West” appeal it once did in the 60’s. In an attempt to bring Wayner’s are typically short white guys that wear Teva sandals and Rambo headbands. Wayners want to lead the kazoo parade, not simply be in it.
Don’t be such a Wayner.
by Kadleader May 26, 2018
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Wayneo

A faceplant in to the rock face of a mountain. Could be described as Eskimo kissing a boulder.
Dude, did you see that guy flip over his handlebars and Wayneo. I thought his nose was going to fall off.
by Sierratwohotel June 15, 2018
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Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.
She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.
by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018
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wayne miller joke

An antijoke with no clear punchline that employs the use of alliteration to garner some semblance of humour, it still fails.
'I was taking a dump, for those of you who don't know what a dump is, it's when percival is pointing to the porcelain while Barry bum backs out some wayne miller joke...'
by AtlanticSeaSalt February 9, 2019
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waynament

An alternate spelling of wayament, specifically the spelling used in the waynament meme with the Disney character Goofy.
Twitter Bio: "if you put your pronouns in your bio, your opinion is automatically invalid | they/them"

Guy: "Now waynament.."
by aethe_r April 23, 2019
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