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Hurry up and wait

The act of being rushed to be somewhere at an exact time, only to get there and wait a considerable amount of time for the other party/event to happen. Very common practice among doctors, strict grandmothers, and ESPECIALLY drug dealers.
Friend: Man, you said you were on your way an hour ago!

Me: I know, sorry, I'm meeting up with Ronnie for some party favors and she said be at McDonalds by 5. Hurry up and wait, I swear this always happens with her.
Hurry up and wait by Master_of_Panda December 15, 2019
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Black from the waist up 

How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up
A waitress, or waitresses at a resturant or other food establishment.
Ask the Waitron for another soda.
waitron by cronix April 29, 2004

lady in waiting 

when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.
Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.
lady in waiting by allisonslav January 28, 2010
When a fail is so epic, it becomes a win
"Dude, you have over 400 socks and not a single matching pair?"

"I know. Its such a wail."
Wail by A Kreeper January 1, 2010