Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010

Uncle Torrence

Another name for BitTorrent, particularly in reference to getting a pirate copy of music/films/etc.

We don't get that TV show here, but my Uncle Torrence has got it for me, good old Uncle Torrence

by Oosh October 10, 2009

uncle doodle

one of the many other names of the penis.

Your uncle doodle is so small!!!

by homosexualsapien August 9, 2010

Uncoolness Leak

When somebody who always tries to maintain a high level of coolness / hipsterness on Facebook is tagged in a ridiculous image or status by an old friend or family member, which makes them ashamed and destroys their Facebook 'image'.

This also happens when one of their family members comments on one of their photos with something retarded.

Have you seen how Poppy's older sister has commented on literally every one of her photos? What an Uncoolness Leak, man.

by AgentB August 27, 2011

Uncle gugemiser

Sexual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. Afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.

Man: Hey babes, wanna do an UNCLE GUGEMISER?
Woman: Hell yeah!

- 1 Week later -

Man: Awww yeahh
Woman: OH MY GOD ITS MELTING!

by Gugemiser August 29, 2011

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011