Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020

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That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

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Twitter Bomb

When someone jumps into your Twitter conversation, nastily tells you what they think of your points, can't deal with your patient replies, and quickly exits with "I don't have to put up with this! Blocked!"

Like a photo bomb, they are uninvited, and leave a disfigured image ... a timeline with blank comments where there's used to be, so that your replies look like you're talking to yourself.

I was arguing why a particular religion wasn't so great when this guy Twitter Bombed me, called me a racist, but couldn't explain what was racist about what I'd said, so eventually blocked me.

by ronmurp May 27, 2020

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A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.

Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there

by Non existent sleeping schedule September 5, 2020

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a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.

person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.

by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020

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