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twitter

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.
by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022
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Twitter

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."
by James Findley December 16, 2021
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Twitter

A place to find dumb shit like fights shooting sex news and more its pretty fucking gay.
Twitter A dumb fucking place used for whatever content you can think of
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Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.
Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"
by g2em4 July 11, 2023
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Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right
I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.
by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022
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Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024
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Twitter

Twitter,a noun used to describe a fatherless figure that gets angry when some "CHAD" violates them in there comment section
by monamth June 8, 2022
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