A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
by YoJimmy November 5, 2006
Get the turtledove mug.This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.
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by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007
Get the Red Turtle mug.The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
by King of Turtles January 18, 2005
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by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
Get the turtle head mug.Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.
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