Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

by Several assembled folks July 16, 2008

todayting

(verb) - The act of committing oneself to relationships so short-lived that they typically start and end on the same day. A combination of the words "today" and "dating."

Michael needs to quit todayting and start considering a long-term relationship.

by Pseudonymous Name September 10, 2010

toddleby

A child who is quickly burgeoning from baby to toddler; Of or pertaining to a toddler/baby

My toddleby keeps pulling the keys out of my purse and throwing them onto the ground.

by Alternative Housewife August 14, 2011

Todaw

1. To be confused on what today and/or tomorrow is.

2. Accidentally slurring your words when trying to say, "today"

3. To mix both today and tomorrow.

1. "What day is it todaw?"

2. "Did you hear? Lindsay Lohan was really hungover todaw"
"Isn't she always like that?"

3. "Dear Nicki,
We're going to have lunch todaw okay?

Love, Drake"

by Lichiboba September 5, 2011

todote

A homosexual lama

The Todote you sold me refuses to mate with the female Lama on my farm

by dOm February 27, 2014

Todzilla

todzilla is godzilla's brother and hes always drunk and on weed/pot. Todzilla has a british accent and always listens to rap and dupstep. His hobbies include getting blowjobs, getting high, and watching porn. Watch out for Todzilla he will rape your turtle, iguana, dog, cat, and maybe even u!

todzilla: bloodywanka wanna get high with me?
godzilla: no tod, i have to focus on my career in the military! know if u wont mind i gotta go fight off the humans on a planet called earth before they come here. btw do u know where my keys r?

todzilla: oh ya i sold them for a bag of crystal meth. You didnt need that peice of garbage anyway bruh

by <3me<3 January 19, 2015

Todding

Being a dick or ass for no apparent reason, while simultaneously throwing a temper tantrum.

Today my brother was todding around the house. I hate it when he is such a dick.

by Cablinski November 25, 2016