Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

ToAST

Short for Tower of Annoyingly Simple Trials in the game JToH.

Hey Shitass. Wanna see me speedrun ToAST.

Shitass: *Uses Vertical Mobility*

by I_SawTheSign November 19, 2020

Sorkktur x Toast

having sex

I ship sorkktur x toast

by Toastisweird February 18, 2021

Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

Toasted

When you just trying to thug and niggas be stalking yo insta and a whole lotta westlake shit happens.

I was just playing an erotic game at the bar and I got totes toasted.

by Amanda Jew June 12, 2018

Toast

The god of the new world. Beware him. Cocoa is his faithful sacrifice who he got attached to.

Gigi: Toast is the god of the new world

by Bunbun🌸 February 21, 2021

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.

by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020