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Hanzo Titties

When a well-built man has soft, squishy, and jiggly pectoral muscles like a woman, but only masculine ones like those of Hanzo Shimada from Overwatch.
Zeus: it's not fair, Poseidon has Hanzo Titties!!

Poseidon: Hanzo what!?
by AngieDark January 28, 2026
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Big Titties Club

by ravilka April 5, 2025
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Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties
by Gram cram May 7, 2025
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Energizer titties

Small breasts,

Above, but not below an averaged AA cup size.
Damn, she's got Energizer titties... Double A's only!
by The Glizzard Wizard July 30, 2025
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Stinky titties

It's like nut cheese but the female version. I recently came across this term searching for the name, Pamela. Aka Muriel was my smelly ass grandma. Every time I give her a hug she smell like gouda. I have a feeling this bitch use bricks of cheddar as soap
April was bathing in a cheese fountain. Dennis said your stinky titties smell delicious as a 2 day old Ruben. Let me milk those utters!
by Aredubs October 4, 2025
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Tubby Titties

When a unemployed man is such a fat cunt he’s grown a pair of tits
Ismael Montes Garcia get your Tubby Titties out my face you fat Cunt
by The lion King 345 October 14, 2025
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Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
by T-sett September 22, 2009
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