tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.

Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."

by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024

TikTok

The app we all downloaded as a joke, but we are now addicted to.

Hey bill I just downloaded TikTok to see what it’s about, I’ll delete it later tho.

2 weeks later: oh shit I’m addicted

by Followmyinsta69 January 3, 2020

TikTok

The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware

'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'

by armageddon ham September 26, 2020

tiktok

fuck tiktok,tiktok is a horse shit app and if you use it your a 12 year old that is fucked to the shit in the brain

for example this is how somebody would respond:
best friend:hey dude wanna see my tiktok
person:shut the fuck up im not your friend anymore you horse shit bitch

it spys on you btw with is what you diserve if you use tik tok

tiktok is just a shitty app that shits lip sync to music and call tiktok songs witch were not made for tiktok you dumbasses

by itstheboy November 9, 2020

TikTok

It is commonly known as cancer to the reddit community it is filled with people that think they have talent sadly it's all made up and TikTok still remains highly cancerous

Angie got on TikTok and later was hospitalized.

by Someonehelp April 9, 2020

TikTok refugee

One that has gone to great lengths to escape the unrelenting grips of the US Governmental ban on TikTok, typically by utilizing alternate authentic Chinese entertainment apps.

After the US ban on TikTok, I had no choice but to switch apps and become a TikTok refugee, after which I was often greeted in the comments by Chinese users saying “hello TikTok refugee, I am Chinese spy, give me your data or show me your cat”

by jonthemoron January 14, 2025

guustrude on tiktok

guustrude us a user on tiktok (formerly known as guusjeisarat). guustrude goes by the name Milly (actually its millie, but for us its not). the username is a joke between her and guusje (known as millyisarat on tiktok). it is an inside joke of theirs. the guus in guustrude also originates from guusje’s name. She has 5 followers, which means she’s not famous, however she has had a big impact on various lives, in a positive way of course. describing her profile picture is quite the challenge, therefore i asked her how she’d describe it. she said (and i quote) ‘he has an opossum’ and i think she gave the perfect description.

her bio says ‘j’ai ecouté’ (french for i listened). i personally think this is a very deep, meaningful and philosophical quote, because it makes you think. it makes you think about what this girl with the strange username and profile picture possibly could’ve listened to. of course thats up to interpretation. i have a feeling she really thought it all through.

Have you seen @guustrude on tiktok? I am a huge fan.

by millyisarat June 20, 2022