A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH
by Jaisk November 30, 2020

by Gav955 June 1, 2020

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.
Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2025
