Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023

Gorilla snot

Yellow 3M weather seal glue

Don’t use Gorilla snot on the engine gaskets Joe, it’ll leak

by Lecajun August 21, 2021

ANGRY GORILLA SHOT

An Angry Gorilla Shot is one the world's most classiest shots you and your friends can enjoy at your local bar.

The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.

Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"

All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.

Enjoy responsibly

Me and the boys had a big night on the Angry Gorilla shots

by LuckNPike July 04, 2021

Gorilla toes

To smell like a sweaty part of a gorillas feet also to used to smell really bad

“It smells like gorilla toes in here”

by Wooshywooshy October 04, 2017

Gorilla Tag kid

A person who has a VR headset (Usually Meta Quest 2) who the only game they play on it is Gorilla Tag. They say they play other games, but the games they list are usually free to play games or rip-offs of Gorilla Tag. These people are usually under the age of 12, and have squeaker mentality. Some have social media accounts ending in "VR", which in my case is dumb since they only post the game with the shittest community ever.

"Oh, I feel so bad for that Gorilla Tag Kid. He must play the game all day"
"Are you kidding me? I got another Gorilla Tag Kid on my fyp..."

by Persvicx February 25, 2024