Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

Ant Eater

A Jewish man Uncircumcised.

Paul has an Ant Eater

by 78' March 11, 2021

Eater

someone who eats dick basically.

Jim : "Ill put you on with ashley", Jake : "Nah that hoe ah eater."

by bigshitmoneydip December 7, 2022

Ass Eater

A Nigga( which ever race) that eats ass. You tongue the bootyhole down.

Awh, that Nigga is an ass eater. He ate his girlfriends ass last night.

by I just spit facts January 22, 2023

Fuck Eater

To eat the aftermath of sex fluids off of the genital area.

Hey girlfriend. I know your not hungry but you better eat my fuck you Fuck Eater.

by justofasho January 7, 2015

Glitter Eater

a term for a no good pansy queer

"that fucking twink looks like a glitter eater"

by THEpenisman69420666balls September 23, 2023