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hey cross sex me now
by KingAsf November 28, 2020
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Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
by Bodhei April 9, 2019
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.
by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018
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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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Cross-contamination

The harmful germs being transported from one person, object, or animal to ready-to-eat foods, prepared or unprepared.
She didn't wash her hands before she started preparing the items needed to cook the fried chicken, which potentially leads to cross-contamination of germs and foods interacting with one another.
by dquintero3 September 8, 2025
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sign of the cross

the father, jah, the son, mac, and the holy spirit, juice.
aww, here, take the sign of the cross with you.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 25, 2022
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