Cowboys Fans

Delusional Fans who always think its their year. Havent won a super bowl since 1997

Cowboys Fans are insufferable

by CowboysHaterOfTheThirdArmy September 11, 2025

cowboy up

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' and take ones responsibilities like a grown man

Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Cowboy

A cowboy is a boy who rides cows and milks horses typically dog meat is the favorite food choice of a cowboy as it is very tough and lean

That cowboy just rented me a fine cow

by "words" January 9, 2021

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Pocket Cowboys

The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.

Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!

by Epstein June 22, 2021

cowboy decock

(verb) the act of decocking a handgun with an exposed hammer by pulling the trigger while the thumb of one's firing hand rests on the hammer, stopping the hammer's motion, then slowly allowing it to move until it rests at the base of its travel without striking the firing pin with sufficient force to ignite the primer of a chambered round.

I was afraid Jeb was going to put a hole through the floor of my car when he cowboy decocked his revolver.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022

Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.

Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots for the Big Sky trip? She's such a Caviar Cowboy.

by uncleross May 20, 2024