He’s been wearing mittens since 1993 to hide the wounds that cheese burn did to his hands when he was handling a hot quesadilla.
by Moyao September 6, 2022
Get the cheese burnmug. She's chill; she burns down
by Thoringerveer August 4, 2021
Get the burns downmug. Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
Get the Goatse Burnmug. When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.
"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."
by riiiiick September 5, 2016
Get the Pine Burnmug. Jenny's constipation and insatiable need to chat on Facebook caused her serious iThigh Burn while she was on the toilet this morning.
by KHigh Radio November 9, 2011
Get the iThigh Burnmug. A very sweet and shy loving girl who is extremely cranky on her period. she is very non judgmental and loves to laugh. She may seem quiet at first but once she gets to know you she doesn't shut up. She is the apple in my pie hahaha.
by TheRealPrincess May 14, 2015
Get the makenna burnsmug. When someone puts a paper bag of burning human feces on the doorstep of a female’s residence that has performed sexual actions with another man while in a romantic relationship with another person.
by Strawtoes June 22, 2018
Get the Witch burningmug.