Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.

I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.

by star_s22 November 29, 2021

It's not my turn

Still waiting

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

classy turn up

To turn up in a classy way. (i.e., drinking wine - not moscato). Must speak properly and be sophisticated. Cannot act ratchet or sloppy.

Sentence: Yo when Jessica turns 21 she is going to classy turn up.

by runningthruda6 March 27, 2015

you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

by Swordexo November 23, 2021

Fans turning

by telling everyone fans turning, you are blowing a phat vape cloud into the mic and telling people it is just your fan that is turning.

dude #1 - aye bro, my fans turning
dude #2 - we know you are blowing a phat cloud give it a rest

by hitlers daughter November 17, 2020