Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes

1: Is that Patrick
2: Yeahhh

by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022

patrick opiola

The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.

We could all benefit from trying to emulate Patrick Opiola.

by Epōdōs February 27, 2021

patrick cagney

The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING

Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - it’s a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

Patrick star syndrome

The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.

Why is she crying?

Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome

by Tuffemaverick January 6, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do somthing so insanely embaressing that, you wish you were never born

yoooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd lol its lit

by Saskiajolie December 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.

“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”

by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022