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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
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Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.
I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.
by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018
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Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.
"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"
by Quag Norris July 28, 2018
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wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.
Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..
by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016
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Paint-the-walls

Dude I left the game to paint-the-walls with her.
by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023
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Paint City

N. A state of being high.

Etymology:
Possibly originated in Wiz Khalifa's rap song titled "Car Service," but may have existed prior to that. The same thing as cloud city.
Example.

1.Heather: You guys got any wood?
Jiffy: Yeah, I got some fake.
Paul: Word, let's roll up and visit Paint City, bitches.

2. Wiz Khalifa: I'm rolling up another one, staring out this window. You're telling me to change how I'm living but it's all I know. I seen the Paint City on my way up to another one. You'll find me anywhere that paper goes. - "Car Service"
by John McLove October 14, 2011
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paint her walls

When you fuck a chick and cum inside her painting her pussy walls white with cum
Bro I was banging that slut from the bar and I had to paint her walls
by Someguy1989 May 14, 2023
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