be nice to lexi day

you have to be nice to lexi all day

hey! it’s you have to be nice to lexi day so make sure your nice to her.

by user_191873 May 29, 2021

a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it

Last night I felt a nice breeze down there

by gghahshdh June 5, 2017

I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

How nice isn that?

When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"

by Tramhapert November 24, 2022

nice little tuesday

When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.

“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.

by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021