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Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
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muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.
That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.
by whatever788 October 17, 2010
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Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 6, 2012
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
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Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
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muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.
she's a muff
by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020
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