The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.
by whatever788 October 17, 2010

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 6, 2012

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

she's a muff
by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020
