Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.

'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'

by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009

Joe savage

A person who has many talents and is loyal to his friends

Guy 1 you see Joe savages new rap. Guy 2 yeah it was fire

by Lil_joesavage April 8, 2017

Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol

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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010

Sneaky Joe

When you take a picture of someone without them knowing

My uncle took a sneaky joe of me when i was getting out of the shower

by meme0gre June 4, 2018

Traitor Joe

A dog who is not loyal or true to his owner.

PepperJack you are a Traitor Joe for snuggling with my friend, Barb.

by Shanaynay Sherwood January 27, 2020

A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

by Oh Deer April 6, 2020