(noun) a mooch, friend who constantly requests items or services with the false promise to repay the favor. usually ends up keeping items for longer than the agreed time period.
(verb) to ask to borrow or to ask for a favor
(verb) to ask to borrow or to ask for a favor
"yooo lemme borrow your controller ill give it to you tomorrow" *takes a week and a half to give it back
(3 days later)
"yooo lemme borrow your controller again"
"yooo sell me $12 worth of weed"
"you should let me yo guy your car for the weekend. im gonna try to yo guy my way into this girls pants"
(3 days later)
"yooo lemme borrow your controller again"
"yooo sell me $12 worth of weed"
"you should let me yo guy your car for the weekend. im gonna try to yo guy my way into this girls pants"
by my sistas lasagna January 16, 2013
Guy LaDouche (pronounced Gey Ledoosh) is a creepy bisexual character that they made by dubbing with a creepy french accent for the show MXC or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge aired on the tv channel "Spike TV". The dub is not at all what is really being said and it is edited to be hilarious, which it is. He always says "Guy LeDouche here," before he talks to the contestants or says what games are going to be played in that episode.
Guy LeDouche here, today we will start off with Eat Shitake, then move on to Log Rollers, then head to Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and finish with Brass Balls, Vic?
by Toki Wartooth7 February 23, 2008
"Smile guy" is used to describe a person that walks into an already started conversation between a group of people and then just stands and smiles. Usually, the person is not really great friends with anyone in the group, and after not talking for a while, begins to feel awkward. After hes not acknowledged for a while... he just walks away. Db.
by DouglasFresh December 12, 2006
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by Swanson July 15, 2020
by Whit Smith February 06, 2005
An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014