ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

fat ugly jamaican

A tool shed that is not very good at softball.

Youre acting like a complete idiot, just like a fat ugly jamaican.

by fat ugly jamaican May 01, 2008

picture of an ugly person

A picture that contains a person so ugly that it can only be a photo of an ugly person.

Any photo of Hillary Clinton a prime example of s picture of an ugly person.

by Elaine11111111111 October 23, 2007

ugly piece of trash

You.

You are an ugly piece of trash

by I didn't want my pseudonym so July 21, 2021

Ugly Friend Effect

The effect of a person appearing more attractive due to being surrounded by ugly friends

Demonstrated, but not referred to as such, in the film hall pass.

The effect can be reduced by removing the friends from your field of view i.e with your hands.

similar but subtly different is the 'Hugh Hefner effect' where surrounding yourself with more beautiful people of the opposite sex in turn increases your own attractiveness.

Nick: That girl is amazing

Jason: yeah but check her friends, it could be the ugly friend effect.

Nick: (subtly using hands) haha!

Both together: Teeth?!

by Corrosive1985(again) September 29, 2013

Good and Ugly Friday

A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.

Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"

This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.

by Ragan Oddly February 26, 2009

Ugly Swan Syndrome

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.

Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 05, 2017