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Testicans

Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.
"Hey, Boner! Looks like your Testicans lost again."
by Cypher1 August 5, 2009
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tastiecakes

pooh-nanay
u get no tastiecakes tonite ....
by tastie cakes lmao February 16, 2010
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Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!
by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010
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Taticaly Sitting

1. The act of sitting in the dark and waiting to jump and scare someone.

2. To camp your ass of in a video game
1. John:Where did you come from?

Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.

2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.

Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.
by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011
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Testicalalia

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.
by ccurrie July 9, 2011
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Testicalish

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011
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testicate

A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.

A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.

2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
by ohshazbot September 17, 2012
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