Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.

Hmu, i got trees on deck

by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017

Tree-ist

A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.

Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!

Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!

Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!

by Charli3 March 28, 2008

drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

by jturbo October 2, 2009