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Horizon Housing

A truly evil non-profit organization run by Karens that love to talk about how great they are. Horizon Housing hates poor and marginalized people but loves taking their money. They hate the fact that they’re incompetent and have residents doing their jobs for them.
If you get beat up at Horizon Housing- they’ll kick YOU out!
by Roberts&James’ February 24, 2021
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holland house

Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.
'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'
by MollyGenevieve May 13, 2005
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House Juggle

When the council kick you out into some temporary housing because you didn't pay the rent, and then they put you into premanent housing.
Girl: Dude, I heard you're moving house, was that for serious?
Guy: Yeah, I'm telling everyone I'm moving, but it's actually a house juggle.
by nee. March 6, 2009
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House of Gucci

The movie that comes out November 24th 2021 and people will only go see because THEE Lady Gaga is in (no shade to Adam Truckdriver and the other talented actors involved in the project)!
John Doe: Yo bro *smokes from joint* what are all the fuckin good movies coming out this year bro
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?

Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*
by Annie Gro August 6, 2021
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house frock

A house frock is the shabby chic of casual home attire. It looks worn and well used, but should not be worn past the front door or you risk the silent judgment of others.
Wow Melanie, I love that house frock and how you are just you!

I love how you don’t care about fashion and can just throw on a house frock and go anywhere.
by Grammar polize September 21, 2019
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house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.
by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017
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Death house

When purchasing a house you have your "starter house", "death house" is the opposite, it's the house you buy and plan on living in until you die.
First time homebuyer to realtor: I want to skip the starter house and buy my death house.
by Ronald Rasmussen March 1, 2019
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