thumbilitis

pain and cramping in the thumbs that comes after many hours of texting

Robert: Hey Doc, after I have been texting for 3 or 4 hours, my thumbs cramp up and I can hardly move them.
Dr: it sounds like you have thumbilitis, you may not be able to text for a while!
Robert: Can I get a work note for that?

by Weegle November 7, 2009

Thumbelina Too

This is for the co-worker that helps with everything. He is organized, efficient and he is a good little bitch. He is a princess that goes the extra mile. He is also the one that can call in drunk to work and looks at naughty porn while on the clock. These are the kind of workers that we need in America. MORE THUMBELINAS!

Tommy is such a fuckin good ass Thumbelina too.

by Chancey Pants January 6, 2010

thumb hustlin

texting a girl.

Hey who you thumb hustlin over there?!

by charliekilo February 27, 2010

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010

thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.

Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.

by twothumbsup November 27, 2010

Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012