Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

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Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.

Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again

by 063OG April 16, 2020

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Walking dishwasher

A woman or a Bitch

Where is my walking dishwasher i wanna fuck her

by YoureDex April 19, 2022

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when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

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walk-stomp

verb - to walk loudly; to literally walk whilst making a stomping noise; to walk forcefully and noisily

Whilst on his way to the other end of the bleachers, little Jimmy walk-stomped noisily to his destination.

by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon September 3, 2009

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jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

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