Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.

Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.

by willi4m November 15, 2011

Rump Muffin

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

by Mo jo May 6, 2008

Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.

WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!

by ElECktRa June 4, 2007

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014

muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

by PorkHammer December 28, 2009

Muffin Project

A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.

Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.

by Almanaseer February 12, 2008