Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 19, 2022

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 November 17, 2017

dislocated knee

What I did today at exactly 5:23PM

Dislocated knees hurt

by Thetatochip February 19, 2023

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 09, 2018

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024