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Warm Brownie Surprize

When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.
Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.
by Wild Turkey 101 October 11, 2007
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Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out
Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
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Hoboken Surprise

When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.
The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"
by huntdogg365 November 30, 2010
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midnight surprise

While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.
Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.
by Shizni December 9, 2008
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Cream Pipe Surprise

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
by Yegee October 21, 2011
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surprise carnival

A carnival in which it is a surprise. Usually happening at schools, or anyother places with large gatherings. Usually happens when you're not there, and your friends will tell you all about it, and how great it was.
While you were ditching school we had a surprise carnival, it was awesome.
by Andrew Foti January 31, 2006
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surprise hot load

wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.
"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
by jason shapiro January 9, 2008
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