When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.
by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009
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"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."
"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."
"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."
by iamlit May 14, 2009
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the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. Feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. This would happen at social events (bars, parties, seminars, business conventions). Intentions can be sexual or job related (networking).
Matt has been stalking to that girl for an hour! why doesn't he just step into the group and ask her out so she can shoot him down!
Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!
Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!
by Mikey Fingers December 20, 2008
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the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.
by T Turtle November 10, 2009
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fat to skinny it dosent really matter there all shapes sizes and types
fat to skinny it dosent really matter there all shapes sizes and types
by rawr12345 November 26, 2006
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