Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021

lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011

Screaming meemies

When you eat something bad and your shit explodes out of your asshole and gets everywhere

I went to Mexico an got the Screaming Meemies

by TedeMndhb January 17, 2011

screamo

1. A series of screams and belches, usually performed by homosexuals.
2. The audio track from a bestiality porn
3. The moans from bears having sex inserted onto a background of random unpleasant noise, some may classify it as music, i prefer the term noise.

We listen to screamo while having hardcore anal sex.

by PunkNeverDies October 19, 2008

screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.

The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.

by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010

Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009